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| POV: you can't sleep because your bed can't talk to AWS.                                                             |
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| https://blossom.primal.net/f40fdc9b25221afe46b052d2bcc18bac615d331f0dc7410af485942b8717a350.png                      |
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| Design thinking that inserts brittle dependence into our lives while extracting fees for life.                       |
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| Don't be these guys.                                                                                                 |
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a7bbc310337e -- 187d [parent] 
|    Is this the eight sleep?
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66675158e633 -- 187d [parent] 
|    I swear modern devs should be fired to the surface of the sun... You need a remote server for a bed?
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e368a37c73ab -- 187d [parent] 
|    First: what the fuck?
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|    Second: what in the actual fuck?
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|    Just looked at their website, who buys this crap? Automating and gamifying stuff that doesn't need it.
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|    Tops the charts for most useless cloud enabled crapware, 2nd place goes to
|    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-2bbEWZaKD4 (sorry honey, no salt on the eggs because the internet is down).
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60868a25f8d8 -- 187d [parent] 
|    I don't understand what product they have and why it's has an impact on anything during the night?
|    reply [1 reply]

Pete Winn -- 187d [parent] 
|    That’s nuts 🥜 lol
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|    Why do people build things like this. I just had to describe this article to my son and he is disappointed on
|    the world 😂
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7bb4c17c8931 -- 187d [parent] 
|    This guy is the founder of www.eightsleep.com who make a temperature changing and position changing bed. I guess
|    without internet you could still sleep on top of it, assuming it was in a kind-of flat position when the outage
|    started? Lol
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cc9976d96708 -- 187d [parent] 
|    a broken eightsleep is still a bed.
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3e0c0b7ec13c -- 187d [parent] 
|    Don't connect your bed to the inter webs
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e8ee1d5cee56 -- 187d [parent] 
|    Anyone who let's their sleep be controlled by the internet, deserves to never sleep again.
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0cfca5134e6a -- 187d [parent] 
|    Yes, because building a bed that relies on servers was a good idea🙄 If you ever feel like you’re not doing
|    great, you can always guarantee you’re at least doing better than IoT manufacturers😂
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1964e2361f34 -- 187d [parent] 
|    If you need your bed connected to the internet you are ngmi
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f901616f00a6 -- 187d [parent] 
     https://i.nostr.build/nb4910.png
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