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|    You’re not a Bitcoiner until you…
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|    Buy Bitcoin.
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|    But then you’re like wait, I need to get these coins off the exchange.
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|    So you get a hardware wallet.
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|    But then you’re like wait, this is a ledger.
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|    So you get a cold card.
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|    But then you’re like wait, it isn’t using a passphrase.
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|    So you use a passphrase.
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|    But then you’re like wait this isn’t multisig and multisig would be better.
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|    So you buy 4 more coldcards and set up a multisig.
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|    But then you’re like wait I can’t just do coldcards I have to guard against supply chain attacks.
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|    So you buy a ledger again and probably a bitbox too.
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|    But then you’re like wait, I haven’t geographically distributed these.
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|    So you disperse them throughout the country.
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|    But then you’re like wait, what about jurisdictional risk?
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|    So you disperse them to multiple countries.
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|    But then you’re like wait, what if I was tracked as I was placing the hardware wallets?
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|    So you…
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|    There’s actually no end.
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|    It just keeps going like that forever.
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|    Congrats you’re a Bitcoiner now lol 😂
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