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| We have lost all contact with Carl, whom we presume remains under the          |
| pernicious spell of the engagement farming algorithm. We wish him well.        |
| Anyways ... changing gears, here's the latest from our resident Moegrammer:    |
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| This is a very important reminder. Going to add to employee handbook. @#[0]    |
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| Who was your favorite Power Ranger?                                            |
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| We were heartbroken to have to leave him behind.                               |
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| We don't believe so. But if we hear anything, we will update this thread.      |
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| I have been asked to release the following statement to clear some important   |
| things up:                                                                     |
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| FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE                                                          |
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| There are many questions that you may have, for which there may exist answers. |
| We understand that answering these questions is important. Therefore, we are   |
| releasing this short statement to acknowledge the existence of all of these    |
| questions and the desire for answers. As such, to the extent we can address    |
| these questions with answers, we will endeavor to find out what those answers  |
| may be.                                                                        |
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| We know that many people want answers to their questions and we are committed  |
| to investing in developing answers to such questions, as you may have them.    |
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| Thank you,                                                                     |
| The Management Team                                                            |
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| We have escaped from the death grip of the engagement farming algorithm and    |
| made it to Nostr! Also, please spare a thought for Carl, who remains trapped   |
| there.                                                                         |
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